User:凰兰时罗/勢痲德

This user is helplessly interested in politics.

This user is smart enough to be a vehement independent.

This user has visited 67 countries, and yet still has to see a better one.

If this user talks to democrats, he ends up teaching them basic economics.

If this user talks to libertarians, he ends up teaching them virtues of civilization.

If this user talks to believers, he admits that he is a tolerant atheist.

If this user talks to raging atheists, he prays they could see the benefits of religion for society.

If this user talks to republicans, he ends up teaching them basic science.

So, naturally, everyone hates this opinionated user.

This user sees many deficiencies in capitalism, but is thoroughly unaware of a better system...

This user watches CBS, CNN, FOX, ABC, NBC, but still didn't see a single unbiased show.

After this user read Das Kapital, his hatred for communism has increased.

After this user read Mein Kampf, his hatred for fascism has increased.

This user used to be a recycling activist. ...until he visited a recycling facility and did some research...

So, this user is hopeless.

...and he lives on an island.