User:Ablert A. Rock

import visitor

if Visitor.status() == "peace":
    print("Welcome, and enjoy the user page.")

elif Visitor.status == "war":
    print("Begone from this page, before you are smited by the devils of the internet!")

else:
    print("I don't know your purpose, but enjoy this clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDbyYGrswtg")