User:Abreus Shadowsbane

Abreus Shadowsbane

X Guardian of Adventure Quest and Watcher of All Artix Entertainment Articles

AQThis user plays AdventureQuest with his X-Guardian character on a regular basis.

DFThis user has an account for DragonFable but rarely plays it.

MQThis user has an account for MechQuest but rarely plays it.

AQWThis user has an account for AQWorlds and will be on often.

I'm a cellist, pianist, writer, fighter, and general all-around master of the weird and usually amazingly interesting. Fear me. I speak several languages, though mainly English and French. (I'm learning.) I'm here to be helpful, so talk to me if there is something I did wrong.

I, Omniscient Supreme Overlord Graham, do hereby swear, In perpetuity to uphold this solemn vow which I now take; To despise logic and quantitative data, And to give credance absolute to all secondhand accounts of whatever nature. Let fire boil up within my belly before I let a sentence pun-less pass, And forevermore do I shun any report unbiased, Now until the undoing of Time, By the allmighty Editors, who do Edit, yea, verily, in fashion allmighty, I shall never again be serious. Evar. Srsly.

Oath created by Rimblade.