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Crazy Awesome Army Lieutenant of Connecticut Territory the
United Kingdom of Great Catiana and Luxembourg
Incumbent
Lt. Eriin Goldie
since 2016
Government of Connecticut
Office of the Prime Minister
Reports toQueen of Greater London
Residence316 Badass Avenue
AppointerQueen of Luxembourgh
Term lengthNo set length; until retirement or if she crashes the LMV.
Inaugural holderRyan's cat
Formation2014
Website[1]

Lt. Goldie has been the Crazy Army Lady since 2016, after leaving her position as Chief Lazy Secretary of the Department of Motor Vehicles. She is considered the founder of the Connecticut Territories as she hired Nikita to kidnap the then incumbent U.S. Governor of Connecticut and then invaded and gave everyone milkshakes and nuking Waterbury after sending Mr. P to get some fried chicken so he wouldn't get nuked and because she was really hungry.