User:GrumpyAC

And you expected something good?

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This user has been helping the Internet not suck since AlGore.	This user has left the planet Earth 0 times.
$e^{j\omega C}\,\!$This user is an electronic engineer.	This user lives in Missouri or to some the State of Misery.
This user supports the fight against breast cancer.	This user is of multiple ancestries.
This user exercises regularly and drinks a lot of water to stay hydrated.	This user is an escaped genetic experiment.
This user is nocturnal.	This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.
past tense	Army trains targets and the United States Marine Corps trains to survive.
This user is a professional photographer or interested in photography.	Spent my time in hell with the United States Marine Corps.
This user is American; recognized ancestry ends at the border.	This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.
User:Brendel/Userboxes/User Saxon	This user is of German ancestry.
This user is of Irish ancestry.	This user is of Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry.
:-] This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly.	∞This user is an ageless immortal.
This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.	This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.