User:ArphaxadHunter

Okay... So I have to make a user page quickly or else all links to ArphaxadHunter will be broken links. Let's see... where should I start? Hmm... Ah, yes. I've got it.

My name is Austin McCutchen and I like cheddar cheese. Of course, swiss cheese is okay, too, but it just doesn't have that "zing" to it that cheddar does. Oh, and while we're talking about cheese, I think I should mention that I also like cheese cake, as well as both cake and pie in general.

But enough about my preference in food. That's boring. I think that now I'll talk about some of the more interesting things about me. My dream is to write comedy novels for a living some day, so whenever I get the chance to write, I try to put a little bit of what you might call my sense of humor into it. (Except, of course, in editing Wikipedia articles. The big bad Wikipedia monsters in charge may very well consider any attempt at humor as vandalism and block me from editing forever and ever, and that wouldn't be very fun at all.) But if the whole humor writing thing doesn't work out, there's always the programming route. I've been taking Java in school for the past two years, so if I take a couple of programming classes alongside the literature classes I'll no doubt be taking in college, it shouldn't be too hard to get myself a decent job in that area.

Now, as for my reason for actually getting around to creating an account on Wikipedia, I really only did this because I saw a chess game subsection of the sandbox and I just had to try my hand at Calvin Random Chess. In the current game, I'm on the black team, so do me a favor and slap me or something if I accidently change sides mid-game. Thanks.