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http://www.pingtest.net/result/34171597.png [quote=felixmm][quote=felixmm] well I'm not your guy, friend! [/quote] well I'm not your friend, buddy! [/quote] well I'm not your buddy, guy!

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass at night.

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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