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|Prime Minister of Australia|
Right after I slept with your mother mate
|Preceded by||Christopher Poole|
|Minister for Broadband, Communications
and the Digital Economy
|Member of the Australian Parliament
|Preceded by||LOL DUNNO BLOKE|
Shhhhh, that's a secret!
That's a secret too!
|Died||I'll never die|
|Political party||SNORTING DEAD PEOPLE'S ASHES & DANCING HARD TECHNO|
|Alma mater||Central Queensland University|
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