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Narramore Associates has been a solid foundation for production-based commercial architecture over the past twenty years. With its vast range of projects stretching across South-East America, it is only a matter of time before Narramore goes global. Their most recent project included ground breaking technology that included, but was certainly not limited to, animal resistant windows (the testing of which included lions, tigers and bears!) as well as a new EMX interface that controls post-life emissions. [1]. Furthermore, Narramore labor force is ranked nationally as one of the most efficient known to man. From planners to archive specialists, every employee at Narramore has gone through an unprecedented training program. This training program is used by numerous fortune 500 companies, the Harlem Globetrotters, and even as a warmup routine for Chuck Norris in his prime[[2]] .

Although Narramore specializes in architecture, they have also dabbled in numerous other professional fields. For instance, following the dot com phenomenon of the nineties, Narramore had a strong bout in the scuba diving industry, leading countless tours across the mid-Atlantic. Furthermore, Narramore's short but sweet span in the world of celebrity prosthetics can best be summarized by two peak achievements: Harrison Ford's blockbuster film The Fugitive and the medical wonder that is Micheal Jackson ^[3]. And as if that wasn't enough to quinch the thirst of Narramore's determined employees, they recently released their fourth in a seven part series of indie pop-culture documentaries about the unfortunate demise of Vanilla Ice and Gary Coleman's relationship.

Narramore's research department is also quite noteworthy. Recent productions have included those blow up fat suits people wear on Halloween, peanut butter flavored Hershey's kisses, and a thermus that keeps stuff hot if its hot and cold if its cold (how does it know?).

As you can probably tell, Narramore is way out of your league, so don't bother trying to contact them.

P.S. Narramore is responsible for coining the phrase "a whole 'nother" and is proud of it.

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