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Tracy "the Polk County Pounder" Smith

The Pounder, as he is known throughout the Polk County area of Florida, is an undefeated, unconquered, and semi-bald boxer with a indescribable urge to walk out to Disney show tunes as walk out music. Legend has it, Pounder Smith works a Sergeant for a local law enforcement agency. It is not yet known whether or not this statement is true because no one has actually seen him work. There are recent sightings of him walking into an office type settings, usually around 0930 and leaving closer to 1630 hours. This of course separated by a two lunch break in order to break up his many naps.

The Pounder Smith does have a huge fan following and loved by many. Unfortunately we are unable to say more about this for fear of the statute of limitations has not yet expired, or will ever expire.

The Pounder Smith boasts a remarkable undefeated record during his amateur and pro boxing career. He some wins as an amateur home town hero boxer, but who really cares about this because he fought against guys that are 30-40 years his elder. Those that were in his age bracket were basically as fat and slow as Samson Bunch, the Pounder's more handsome harder working supervisor partner. (more on him later). The Pounder had his pro debut against The Snake someone, that's all anyone can remember because the snake was basically an oompa lumpa and heavy as a dang 200 pound sack of fatness. The Pounder has an upcoming fight against some guy from Chicago. I'm sure this opponent is just as sluggish and overrated as the snake.

More to come on the Pounder.