User:Capt crunch
The 4-Times-A-Week Adventures Of Captain Crunch
[edit]One fine, sunny day in Wikipedia land...
Article: Oh no! I am full of wrong facts, bad grammar, and horrible use of words! Somebody please edit me.
Capt Crunch: I will help you, ugly article!
Article: Crunch-a-tize me, capt'n!!
5 minutes later...
Article: Yay! I am no longer hideous. Thanks, capt'n!
Capt Crunch: If anything goes wrong again, just give me a call and i'll be there to the rescue!
flies away*
Article: He's so dreamy...
THE END
(my idol)
--Capt crunch 18:50, 26 July 2005 (UTC)