User:Captivity

...!This user knows all languages, and is most likely Dr. Daniel Jackson or C-3PO.

Wrld-ish!Deze user puede falar prawie allt und often mélange tutto

@#$!This user uses profanity, swearing, cussing, cursing, and expletives often.

sar-NThis user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

[lɪŋ]This user's favourite subject is Linguistics.

This user might or might not have an academic degree, and considers the distinction irrelevant on Wikipedia.

This user pretends ignorance and stupidity for tactical reasons.

fun with boxes - more additions later...