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Snow Blindness from Cats

Cats are the number one cause of snow blindness in the US. According to Dr. Pete Bass' book Death Cats, there are band of snow cats that roam the country side. Their leader is a small orange cat by the name of Max. Other members include:

• Mittens
• Snowball
• Wiskers

They have a number of different objectives including:

1. The destruction of all dogs.
2. Controlling all of the world's milk.
3. Learning how to dance.