User:Clefever

Kade “Snow Dick” Baker is the last remaining of his species. This poor soul who was once human had a horrid accident one lonely Christmas Eve. Out for a stroll in the snow as a young boy he never could of imagined what he had gotten himself into. He saw a deer and as he reached out for it he took a terrible tumble. His penis was trapped beneath the snow and he was left unconscious. When he finally awoke from his slumber he was luckily spared from frost bite. Yet his penis had turned to the color of an icicle. Turning him into the one and only Snow Dick left living.