User:Da.Tomato.Dude/Quotes

QUOTES

Feel free to add your own. Just, don't vandalize it."-DTD

• "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" -Peter Sellers, Dr. Strangelove.

• "Freedom of speech is fine, as long as you don't do it in public." -Dixie Chicks, Shut up and Sing

• "Rosebud." —Charles Foster Kane, Citizen Kane

• "Wikipedia is not a soapbox." -Anonymous

• Irish are not drunk monkeys. Say no to negative stereotypes! -Klaus Baude 123

• "Brain, n. An apparatus with which we think that we think." -Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

• "You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans." -Ronald Reagan

• "I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches." -Alice Lee Longworth

• "Go, and never darken my towels again!" -Groucho Marx, Duck Soup

• “Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation.” -Max Bialystock, The Producers

• "I murdered my grandmother this morning." -Franklin D. Roosevelt (His habitual greeting to any guest at the White House he suspected of paying no attention to what he said.)

• "I'd thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend to be one of those deaf-mutes" - The Laughing Man Thanks, ECH3LON!

• "We cannot fix our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them" Albert Einstein Dustihowe 16:15, 15 October 2007 (UTC)