User:DanDan9

Hi folks!  : D

Welcome to my user page! You're probably wondering why I chose the user name "DanDan9." Is my name really Dan? Nope, not even close. Does my name have a secret meaning? You bet! And what IS that secret meaning? Read on!

You see, "dan-dan" is a comical euphemism used in the United Kingdom to refer to a pair of human testicles. (I'm actually from the USA but I find British slang to be quite charming. The nine is just my favorite number.) I think "dan-dan" is a really funny expression, and I think dan-dans should be celebrated whenever possible. Proper usage of the term? Well, sometimes in the UK you'll hear athletes screaming stuff like, "OAWAHGA MAN I JUST GOT KICKED IN ME BLOODY DAN-DANS!!!!" Which means he was kicked in the OL' BALLS. That's life. I guess.

I know it may seem odd to name myself after, well, testicles, but that's just because I'm so proud of my own pair. I mean, holy God, they're fuckin' HUGE!!! They're practically a clinical abnormality!!! I'd like to take a picture of them using my brand new digital camera and post them here, but I don't know if it would be appropriate for the Wikipedia community. (I'll have to look into that.)

I consider myself to be heterosexual, but whenever I step out of the shower and see my enormous dan-dans in the mirror, I get pretty excited. (Kind of reminds you of Narcissus, don't you think?) I just can't help it--I mean, if you had dan-dans like mine, you'd feel pretty wild too!

Well, folks, that's it for now. If you'd like to discuss anything with me, whether it be individual Wikipedia articles/policies or anything at all testicle-related, I'm all for it, but please post your comments on my "talk" page (not here).

Long live Wikipedia! Long live my balls!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

--- I'd never heard this slang term before until I just heard it on BBC Radio 4 standup comedy late night slot, where the comedian said it was a Cantonese slang term; I looked it up and found this page

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