User:Daniel Howard Fernandez/Editnotice
What are you doing here?
| Your response | My response |
|---|---|
| "I'm here to leave you a message!" | You're in the wrong place. Go to Tympole's Pond and try again there. Alternatively, see here: [Tympole] |
| "I'm here to vandalize your page!" | Bad idea. My page is watchlisted by many editors and administrators, and you'll be reverted, warned, and most certainly banhammered/hard blocked for at least 3,400 years within a fraction of a yoctosecond. Go find something better to do. |
| "I'm here to revert vandalism." | HAHA, because you probably made the vandalism in the first place. |
| "I'm here to have a good laugh." | Watch Ice Age movies. |
| "I'm here to read your wonderfully clever edit notice." | Uhh... ok. Hope you enjoyed it. |