User:Daniel Smithee

Bull Fighter, Hollywood Stuntman, Pro Bass Fisherman and Wikipedia User. Why you must be referring to none other than the 7 time World kickboxing Champion Daniel Smithee. Whether its fighting wild fires in California or fighting pirates off the cost of Somalia, Daniel always strives to do whats right and be the best human being he can be. From an early age Mr. Smithee had a burning desire to achieve the greatest heights of human capability. Excelling at Science and Mathematics would only become more impressive as he began his athletic career. Being named the captain of the varsity football team as a freshman would only be the beginning of his success in the world of sports. After being named a two time All-American in both basketball and collegiate wrestling Daniel shocked the world by walking away from a record number of professional contracts to move to Asia and live with monks in the mountains of Tibet.

Three years later at the age of 23 he returned to the United States. After touring the nation winning multiple beard and mustache competitions, "The Iron Duke" as he was referred to, proceeded to travel the globe winning 7 various kickboxing titles. After a couple years of that, his next step was to enlist in the Navy. Quickly becoming a Navy SEAL, Master Chief Petty Officer Smithee received the Congressional Medal of Honor for single handedly rescuing a pinned down battalion of Marines from a surprise Al Qaeda attack led by none other than Osama Bin Laden himself. Officer Smithee claims that his only regret in life was being half an inch to far to the left with his shot that narrowly missed Bin Laden's heart thus allowing him to survive and escape.

Since retiring from the Military former Chief Petty Officer Smithee took up work as a Fireman and in his spare time engages in his two favorite hobby's of Bull Fighting and high seas Bass Fishing. Daniel is currently 29 and a half, full of life and constantly in search of his next adventure. For a man whose met with Presidents and Kings, we here at Wikipedia cant help but feel humbled that such an extraordinary figure would choose to spend his limited down time editing Wiki pages. But all that just goes to show, that winning Time Magazines Man of Year after receiving the Nobel Peace prize wasn't even enough to convince him that at the end of the day, he's not just another average Joe doing what anyone else would do if given the opportunity.