User:Debandychas

Wee Jockie L'Ogg An extremely small person of microscopic proportions, with gnome like appearance and slight speech impediment. Often to be found furtling in a greenhouse, accompanied by varied grunting noises. Has the same socks as a famous gardener.

Manically hoards rare and exciting plants, yet refuses to share them. Now manages a large garden and still won't hand over the goods. Impossibly stretchy thumbs.