User:Enneigard
Enneigard Temporal range: Permian,
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Enneigard enneis waiting for a Permian apex predator to be announced | |
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Phylum: | Omnizoa
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Class: | Draco
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Order: | Norevard
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Family: | Pseudonorevardae
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Genus: | Enneigard
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Enneigard enneis is an extinct species of Wikipedia editor, found in the northern regions of Montana. Originally created January 21st, 2006, this species was considered a nuisance for its creation of articles about non-existent creatures, and soon left Wikipedia for 8 years before being rediscovered in 2014. Enneigard is an apex artist in its trophic level, devoid of natural predators (other than species of Car Insurance companies), and is best known for its creation of article images for prehistoric marine predators.
Enneigard commonly preys upon badly described species, written about in paleontological journals by rich biologists more concerned with naming prehistoric creatures after themselves and quick-selling fossils than actually writing information about them. Rather than sating its carnivorous appetite upon those species, it practices forms of symbiosis by giving attention and good treatment for these articles, and in turn is rewarded with seeing more artistic renditions of said depicted creatures.[1] Enneigard, whose account was originally made in 2006, also has the old template permanently stapled into its view, so the larger text and brighter colors of 2014's view is unavailable to him unless its template is switched to Vector.
Enneigard is also known to give rough translations of binomial names found on animal articles, and complain to themselves about the lack of context behind the name. Despite this user species' distaste and apathy for "ego genera", it treats all articles with respect and without bias, and promises to not name any original specimens discovered by them after themselves.
This user is a part of WikiProject Palaeontology, which aims to improve Wikipedia's coverage of palaeontology. If you would like to participate, you can visit the project page, where you can join the project and see a list of open tasks. |
Targeted Species and their Articles
[edit]- Enneigard has targeted Guizhouichthyosaurus, Hulettia, Opsithrissops, Occithrissops, Phantomosaurus and Megateuthis as objects of its artistic predation, due to the lack of images or life restorations of its species. Phantomosaurus, one of the most horribly neglected of all, will be the focus of Enneigard work.