|This is a Wikipedia user page. (It happens to be the worst ever.)
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I'm a small-town guy from southern Illinois who occasionally edits Wikipedia. I usually go by GastonRabbit on other sites, so I also registered that name on Wikipedia (though I rarely use it, and I never use it as a sockpuppet).