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Extantialism “The Path to Website Harmony”[edit]


First Principle - To Thine Own Self Be True[edit]

“Look at your website objectively. If it isn’t easy to use and visually pleasing to even you, that’s a major problem.”

Second Principle- Please Turn On Your GPS Before Viewing
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“Give your reader what they want….NOW.If they have to search like they are lost in the desert, they are gone””

Third Principle- Smile And Say Cheese
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“If your graphics and pictures look like amateur night, so will you.”

Fourth Principle- Computer Speakers Fly Out Window, Film At 11
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“If you want to make your readers angry, give them music or speech they weren’t expecting and can’t figure out how to turn off.”

Fifth Principle- Sunglasses Are Recommended
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“Bright colors and flashy animation are good, except when they’re bad. If you distract readers from getting what they really want, information, then rethink your scheme.”

Sixth Principle- I Am The Great And Powerful Oz
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“Check your ego at the browser. Talk less about how good you are and more about what you can do for them.”

Seventh Principle- Site Design By A Raging Tornado
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“Less is more. If your site, especially your home page, looks like an overstuffed utility closet exploded, it’s cleanup time.”

Eighth Principle- My Nephew Ate My Website
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“If you let a family member build your site, 9 times out of 10 somebody’s feelings will be hurt”

Ninth Principle- The Maestro Will See You Now.
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“If your designer doesn’t take the time to ask you pointed questions about how you visualize your site, then you’ve got the wrong designer.”

Tenth Principle- Old News Ain’t Good News.
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“Keep your content fresh and updated. If your site never changes, there’s really no reason for readers to return.”