User:Frankmoon
THE MOON MAN
[edit]Frank moon, worlds most powerful powerhouse in existance. Noone can defeat him, noone can hold him down.
He is 14 feet tall and has a schlong to match. Schlong is German for Arm, if you didn't know. His other arm was lost in Nam. Not Viet Nam, but BirmingNam, a war not often heard of.