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Humpf! ... Humpfed a voice.
'Twas a sour kangaroo,
And the young kangaroo in her pouch said:
"Humpf"
Too!
Why that speck is as small as the head of a pin.
A person on that? Why there never has been!
(She laughs derisively)
You're the biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool
And I don't care who I tell. The biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool,
And I think so as well!
Maybe I'm nasty, maybe I'm cruel
But you're the biggest blame fool
In the Jungle of Nool.
It's true. Please believe me! I tell you sincerely
My ears are quite keen and I heard him quite clearly
I know there's a person down there. And what's more,
Quite likely there's two.
Even three.
Even four!
Ha! Laughed a voice!
Ha! Laughed some others!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Laughed the Wickersham brothers!
Oh, he's the biggest blame fool
In the Jungle of Nool
And monkeys like us should know.
No, no, no, no!
We've been out on a limb
Lookin' down on him-
And he's fat!
He's dumb!
He's slow!
Uh huh!
Elephants ain't too swift as a rule
But he's the biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool.
'Cause he's talkin' to a speck - talkin' to a speck -
To a speck of dust
Blame fool in the Jungle of Nool
Talkin' to a speck
Talkin' to a speck -
To a speck of dust!
Blame fool in the Jungle of Nool
R-e-s-p-e-c-k!
Oh, please! Take that speck away!
Did you hear? Did you hear? Did you, did you hear?
Through the jungle, the news quickly flew.
Did you hear? Did you hear?
Did you, did you hear?
He talks to a dust speck!
It's on Channel Two!
Our topic today is "Psychic elephants who hear voices.'
Whaddaya think, folks...
Is the elephant off his trunk?
We'll he right back with "speck", "clover", "dust", "neighbor", 'who'...
Nothing! Stay tuned - we'll be right back!
Biggest blame fool
In the Jungle of Nool
I'm Gertrude McFuzz, and I live right next door.
He's never done anything crazy before.
Biggest blame fool
In the Jungle of Nool
He's always been friendly and loyal and kind.
I just don't believe Horton's out of his mind!
Did you hear? Did you hear?
Did you, did you hear?
I'm Mayzie La Bird
And I live in that tree.
Did you hear? Did you hear? Did you, did you hear?
Enough about Horton. Let's talk about me!
Let's talk about, talk about,
Talk about, talk about...
Me!
Talkin' to a speck
Talkin' to a speck
To a speck of dust
Blame fool in the Just a fool, just a fool
Jungle of Nool Just a fool
Talkin' to a speck
Talkin' to a speck
To a speck of dust
Blame fool in the Fool!
Jungle of Nool
I just have to save them, because after all
A person's a person no matter how small.
A person's a person no matter how...
Biggest blame fool
In the Jungle of Nool
He's the worst we ever saw!
Tellin' lies, makin' jokes
It's an elephant hoax!
Brother, that's against the law!
Breakin' the peace, creatin' a fuss!
Somebody's thinkin' different than us!
Biggest blame fool
In the Jungle of
Nool, Nool, Nool! (riffs)
In the Jungle of Nool, Nool, Nool!
In the Jungle of Nool, Nool, Nool!