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Life is but a dream
Tracks and multi-coloured stream
Further, deeper in want we seem
To wallow in melancholic beam

My, therein we fly high
To the mustard-coloured sky
Love to live, but "sigh!"
I think, we all live to die

Why?

Buffalo Buffalo

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[Statement I]
Buffalo deer = Deer in the city of Buffalo
Buffalo buffalo = Buffalo in the city of Buffalo

[Statement II]
Dogs elephants buffalo = Dogs that are bullied by Elephants

Montana dogs Idaho elephants buffalo =
Montana dogs that are bullied by Idaho Elephants

[Statement III]
Montana dogs Idaho elephants bully bully Maine cats =
Montana dogs which Idaho elephants bully, they in turn bully Maine Cats

[Statement IV] Substitute I into III for Montana dogs:
Buffalo buffalo Idaho elephants bully bully Maine cats

[Statement V] Substitute I into IV for Idaho Elephants:
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo bully bully Maine cats

[Statement VI] Substitute II into V for "bully":
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Maine cats

[Solution] Substitute I into VI for Maine Cats:
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

~QED

Psalm 23

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מזמור לדוד Psalm of David
יי רעי Hashem is my companion
לא אחסר I shall lack not
בנאות דשא In regions of vegetation
ירביצני He causes me to recline
על מי מנחות By waters of relaxation
ינהלני He sets me
נפשי ישובב My soul/breath He restores
ינחני במעגלי צדק He encircles me with righteousness
למען שמו for the sake of His name
גם כי אלך Even when I traverse
בגיא צלמות in a ravine/valley of shadow-of-death
לא אירא רע I will not fear evil
כי אתה עמדי for You stand with me
שבטך ומשענתך Your support and your tribe/leadership
המה ינחמני they shall comfort me
תערך לפני שלחן You arrange before me a table
נגד צררי affronting my enemies
דשנת בשמן ראשי You luxuriate my head with oil
כוסי רויה My cup overfills
אך טוב וחסד ירדפוני but goodness and mercy shall pursue me
כל ימי חיי all the days of my life
ושבתי בבית יי and I shall reside in the house of Hashem
לארך ימים for lengthened days