User:High Priest of Geoff

The High Priest of Geoff is the religious head of the Church of Geoff, the principle and one true religion of the Holy Kingdom of Optiminds. He is a subject of the Kingdom of Optiminds, and a vassal of the Kings of Optiminds: His Grace, King Jack the First of his Name and, His Highness, King Bruce the Hard; Kings of Optiminds, Guardians of L15 and Protectors of the High Classroom of Geoff.

The High Priest of Geoff is the Guardian of Geoff's BOB, the holy text of Geoffranity, and the word of Geoff, son of Big Mick himself. He is in charge of all religious ceremonies and exclusively homosexual royal Marraiges (the Throne of Optiminds has outlawed heterosexuality on pain of death).