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Set an alarm to go off at 3 AM. This is extremely important so that you do not fall asleep before you can complete the ritual. Open up your phone and go into a text messaging app. Text a random person. Then type as many of the names of Radiohead albums as you can think of, but make sure to leave all of them incomplete. For example, you could send "Pla" instead of Amnesiac. Send the text and go back to sleep. Wait for the demon to appear. He may appear in a variety of forms--he may be the actual Thom Yorke himself, or he may look like something from your nightmares, etc. Be prepared to have a conversation with him. Once you have said your piece, offer him a glass of wine and a cheese plate. It's considered a common courtesy in demonic dealings.