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Izabella, the Pandicate Cat, Principesa de la Calle Siete, and most of all, Bitch.
Early Years
[edit]Real Alley Cat. Eating inferior wildlife, rutting, producing babies.
Seduced Gringo suckers before second birthday.
In the U.S
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Lives in palatial apartment on Manhattan's East Side, with free food ( but never enough attention.)
Useful Skills/Contribution to Household:
[edit]None.
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