User:Jacquez/Girls' Bike Club

GBC membership & chronology

Name	When Inducted	Why Inducted
Phil Collins	GBC I	"composing Oscar-nominated treacle"
Jeremy London	GBC I	"Marijuana possession, I think? And vandalizing a cell phone, and he was screaming at his girlfriend or something."
Brian Bonsall	GBC I	Family Ties, DUI
Eric Roberts	GBC I	"Eric Roberts on a girls' bike -- that is comedy, right there."
David Hasselhoff	GBC I	DUI
Corey Haim	GBC I/II
Billy Joel	GBC II	"Trees three, Billy Joel zero."
Matthew Perry	GBC II
Jason Priestley	GBC II
Robert Iler	GBC II	The Sopranos, robbery, possession of marijuana
Lex from Survivor	GBC II
Nick Nolte	GBC II	DUI
Martin Lawrence	GBC II
Andy Dick	GBC II
Marlon Brando	GBC II	"I hear you, but -- Brando? On a girls' bike? That is some funny shit right there."
Todd Bridges	GBC II
Gary Coleman	GBC II
Scott Weiland	GBCII	"He says he is, but he never shows up to ride with them."
Tom Cruise	GBC II	"But he's convinced that his girls' bike is actually a boys' bike, and he will not be dissuaded. He's super-defensive about it."
Vince Neil	GBC II
Brian Wilson	GBC II	"Brian Wilson wears his girls' bike as a hat."
GBC III
Marvin Gaye	GBC III	Getting killed by his own father
Marvin Pentz Gay Sr	GBC III	Killing Marvin Gaye. "I'm at the grocery store and the, whatever, Hot Grocery Hits FM is playing a Marvin Gaye song, and my first thought is of Marvin Gaye and his manslaughtering dad on a tandem bike."
Chang and Eng Bunker	GBCIII
Sonny Chiba	GBCIII
"The guy with the glasses from Drunken Master	GBCIII
Bruce Lee
Jackie Chan
Steven Seagal
Chuck Norris
Ralph Macchio
Pat Morita
Jet Li
All the Baldwin brothers	GBC III	"I think you have to put all the Baldwins in the GBC in order to make Billy tolerable."
Ted Kennedy	GBC III
Elvis	GBC III
Earnest Hemingway	GBC III	"He's got a rhino head affixed to the basket and everything."
F. Scott Fitzgerald	GBC III	"He'd be passed out facedown in the gutter, all tangled up in his bike, reeking of absinthe -- not really the leadership qualities we're looking for."