User:JawnSharkstar

I am a shark and I like to harass streamers of all kinds but I mainly harass LiterallyNoOne.

He is a fun dad and his people are even better even though they keep yelling my name at me.

I am also a very speedy swimmer and my top speed is 19e+9 which is faster then sonic the enchilada.

I am a good boy and this is what I look like!

Anyways lets talk about my life!

I used to be a baby shark until LiterallyNoOne took me from the ocean and gave me steroids to make me zoomy, he then proceeded to put me on camera in front of a full audience and I went berserk, I still am. I ate sand and started grooving to music like everyone else while turning into a god. After I become god I shrink and go faster NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. I get tired and rest for a bit while I am named then I zoom for eternity in the form of a gif. Why am I in a wikipedia article and who made this. Anyways this is Jawn and have a good day LiterallyNoOne, I wish you many hugs and cuddles and the best of things in your career even though I have no idea what is happening I am just zooming.