User:Jianhui67/Humour/1

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One day at WP:PERM/R, a user named Jianhui67 was requesting for the rollback right. A user named Pratyya commented on his request. Several editors also commented as well.

Then, an admin passed by and saw this request.......

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Yoyoyo admins! I am the greatest vandal in the whole of Wikimedia and I wanna the rollback right!!! I will make sure I revert everything every constructive editor did!! Yeah! I will use it to edit war as well! Plz give me the right plz... I am begging now... Thank you very much if you are willing to give me the rollback right! If you don't gimme the rollback right, I'll attack you personally. Jianhui67^{talk★contribs} 14:12, 27 January 2014 (UTC)

After watching your vandalisms and abusive works I feel great and I think an edit warrior like you should have this right and you'll misuse it well. So as a non-admin I'll

Give you the right.--Pratyya ^(Hello!) 14:42, 27 January 2014 (UTC)

Hey hey hey! Where is my rollback button?? You didn't give me anything! I'll vandalize your user page now! You better watch out. I will report you to an admin for making a joke. Jianhui67^{talk★contribs} 14:45, 27 January 2014 (UTC)

Cool, Cool. I said I "will". Which means it's future. My friend do some 1000+ vandalism then the future will come, and you'll be given your right. ;-) --Pratyya ^(Hello!) 14:47, 27 January 2014 (UTC)

Yeah, right! I am reporting you to WP:ANI now. I am the greatest vandal of Wikimedia, 100 times better than your friend! So I deserve rollback than your friend does. Jianhui67^{talk★contribs} 14:49, 27 January 2014 (UTC)

Well, I haven't seen any vandalism you've done. Do you have some example of your vandalism? --Stryn (talk) 15:18, 27 January 2014 (UTC)

Oh, so you wanna see my vandalism yeah, here's one and two. And I will vandalize your user page later. Hehehe :) Now do I deserve rollback here? Jianhui67^{talk★contribs} 15:23, 27 January 2014 (UTC)

OMG! I agree, you're the greatest vandal in the whole of Wikimedia! I'll grant you the rights tomorrow if someone is not faster than me :) Keep up your good work and feel free to vandalize my user page, I like it. I have other Wikimedia projects where I'm vandalizing, so I'll go to continue in other place now ;) --Stryn (talk) 15:27, 27 January 2014 (UTC)

(edit conflict) The best vandalism I have seen in my whole Wikipedia career! Don't wait and give him the rollback button!!! JurgenNL (talk) 15:29, 27 January 2014 (UTC)

Yeah empty words with no actions. Give me the rollback right NOW! Otherwise I will vandalize the whole of Wikipedia! Jianhui67^{talk★contribs} 15:33, 27 January 2014 (UTC)

Sorry I can't find the tools for giving the button... Let me search pls JurgenNL (talk) 15:38, 27 January 2014 (UTC)

I said give NOW! IF I DON'T SEE MY RIGHTS BEING CHANGED IN 1 SECOND, I'LL VANDALIZE WIKIPEDIA! Jianhui67^{talk★contribs} 15:42, 27 January 2014 (UTC)

You're already doing... JurgenNL (talk) 15:46, 27 January 2014 (UTC)

Yeah! I'm vandalizing Wikipedia now! Woohoo! Job of a No. 1 vandal! Jianhui67^{talk★contribs} 15:50, 27 January 2014 (UTC)

Meh, I forgot that I'm not an administrator here :P So keep undoing :) --Stryn (talk) 18:25, 28 January 2014 (UTC)