Not to be confused with Ryanair, which is the colloquial term for when a group of 2 or more Ryans take flight due to either intentional or accidental means. See also Barrack Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama

Ryan[edit]

Early to Late Life:[edit]

He's pretty cool I guess.

Or at least that's what I would say if I didn't despise him (it's nothing personal I just intentionally target my anger towards specifically him).

Stats:[edit]

Date of Birth: 19/00/1900

We should have payed the artist — Artist's Impression of Ryan

Date of Death: Tomorrow

Age (Years): Approx. ~1-1000000000000

Height (<null>): 1

Width (<null>): ~height * (n² -10n + 35 = 0)

Face (Has_Face): face_Is_Present

Collision (rigid_body): collision_Zone_Present

Volume (kelvin): (collision * width) - (z² * n)

Chemical Composition: ${\ce {C10H15N}}$

**approx. Guide to Ryan**
Card Stats:
Rarity:	Common - The average Ryan is a commoner
Type:	Relic - The last known Ryan went extinct some time between 1230 - 1987 AD
Capture Techniques:	It is a well known fact that no Ryan can resist the sound of dry wall screaming, for this reason the United Nations (UN) banned the use of drywall within prison camps after the 11th Gulf War, due in part to the number of Ryans that would congregate towards the sound of drywall viewing such atrocities.

Death:[edit]

Unfortunately all life comes to an end, and much like that of a butterfly or Toyota Corolla, Ryan's life was tragically cut short when he when he died.

References:[edit]

I lied, Ryan isn't real and cannot hurt you whilst you're awake.