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Flying Spaghetti Westernism is a creation myth based on Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. Flying Spaghetti Westernism identifies Sergio Leone as an incarnation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Beliefs

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Many of the beliefs fundamental to Flying Spaghetti Monsterism have been reinterpreted in Flying Spaghetti Westernism:

  • An invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster took the form of an Italian film director and then created the universe, starting with a desert, graveyards and Clint Eastwood.
  • All props pointing towards plot development were intentionally placed by the film crew.
  • Droughts, stampedes, tornados, and other natural disasters were engineered by the special effects team.
  • It is disrespectful to teach FSW without wearing a cowboy costume.
  • The director continues to guide human affairs through homages.
  • Prayers to the director are typically ended with a three-way shoot out, scored by Ennio Morricone.
  • Heaven has a brothel and a saloon.
  • Jokermage is the token preacher in this film.
  • Every January 3 is a religious holiday.

See Also

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Spaghetti Western

This parody has been approved by Jokermage.