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User:Karlint

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My specialities are: history, particularly concerning the Balkans. Interests: a wide variety of subjects especially science and history.

Some words of wisdom

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When life gives you lemons... throw them at people who own expensive cars.

— a 1995 Camry owner

Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. Alien vs Predator 2 is the movie version of that book.

We have nothing to fear but fear of tigers.

— tiger attack survivor

History is written by those who own functional pens.

— a famous pen company

I played twins in Double Impact.

It's not what your country can do for you but what your country can steal from other countries.

Computer programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

— Rich Cook