User:KellyDangerKane

Hello to all those unworthy persons who have come to read my wikipedia page and learn all the knowledge I have to offer. I know what is really going on in the world and everything u brain-washed naive ones need to find out. I know this because I am a secret government agent (the government just doesn't know it yet). I am also an amature comedian/ ufo investigator. I have many talents including my imense intelligence and musical genius. If you would like to find out more about whats really happening in the world around you than look at my wikipedia posts.