User:Kesavan7777

JOKE: 1. A sales rep, a secretary and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and out comes a Genie in a puff of smoke.

  The Genie says, "I only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you

just one.

  "Me first!  Me first!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in the Bahamas,

driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."

  Poof!  She's gone.
  "Me next!  Me next!" says the secretary. "I want to be in Hawaii,

relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life."

  Poof! He's gone.
  "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
  The manager looks grim.  "I want those two back in the office after

lunch!"

Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say.