User:LadyMucke
Lady Mucke of Pigge Hall | |
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 Moi | |
| Châtelaine of Pigge Hall | |
| In office 1983–Never | |
| Preceded by | Lady Bytch of Pigge 'all |
| Personal details | |
| Born | Lady Piecan de Frigham 2 February 1965 Wetwang, Yorkshire |
| Nationality | British |
| Political party | Monster Raving Loony Party |
| Residence | Pigge Hall |
| Alma mater | University of Byrthwryght |
| Occupation | Idle Rich |
| Known for | Doing anything, sweetie |
Moi
[edit]Hello, I’m Lady Mucke, lady of leisure.
I’ve got Pigge Hall to live in, but enjoy living the life of Riley.
If it’s a choice between the “haves” and “have Yachts” - I’ve got 3 Yachts.
Interests
[edit]With an interest in shin-kicking ... it comes in useful against the other mothers at school sports’ day...
Tarah for now,
Mwah, Mwah,
Stacie Toffyknows O'Riley, Lady Mucke of Pigge Hall
...OK, so I'm really a librarian who reads a lot, but I thought Lady Mucke sounded a bit more humourous.