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Natt Bribe Acceptance Guidelines

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General guidelines for waiving charges in the following felony's:

  • Parking ticket - £5
  • Speeding ticket - £10
  • Hit & run - £50 if its somebody nobody cares about like a hobo or something; £100 for all others
  • Robbery - £50
  • Armed robbery - £60 but if you shoot me punk yaw ass is gonna jail
  • Manslaughter - £50 accidents happen can't be too harsh
  • Murder - £250 for evil people; £500 for non-evil; £5,000 if the jews crucify another messiah (they can afford it right)
    • Murder of mother in-law - we can all sympathise, £50