User:Lymediseasedallas420

Lymediseasedallas420 is a Wikipedia user. She was created in a laboratory in an undisclosed location by Guy Fieri and Steve Sutton on December 22 (year unknown). She is made out of iced tea.

Fun facts:

She is allergic to lawn mowers, celery after 6 p.m., and Bryan Adams.
She is a native of Flavortown, U.S.A.
She shares a birthday with Ted Cruz, who ate her son.
She sold her soul to a man on a street corner for 50 cents and half a chocolate chip cookie.
She likes dogs.
She can do all of the chicken dances from Arrested Development.
Her favorite song is “The Twelve Days of Guido Christmas”.
She is a member of all-girl Beach Boys cover band, “The Coastal Chicks”.
She is currently producing a fire mixtape. Release date TBA.
NASA no longer returns her emails.