User:MacGyverMagic/Suggested usernames

The function of this page is to list as yet unused usernames which are deemed particularly amusing, interesting or astonishing by their absence. Eventually, this page will be linked to from the login/registration screen to help those less imaginative souls.

The availability of a username should not be determined by red-linked userpages or zero contributions but by searching Special:Listusers.

Wikipage celebrity endorsement (Toothpaste): How can there be people with numbers in their usernames when these gems remain untaken?

Wikipage celebrity unendoresment (Redwolf24): Because of people like RedWolf getting here before me!

Objects

Active foodstuffs (à la flamingspinach)

• BouncingOyster
• TremblingTurnip
• RagingPancake

People

• Mr Bennet
• Pablo Picasso
• Ron Popeil
• Area Man / Area Woman
• Anonymous Cowherd
• Wyatt Stu Long (for deletionists)
• Gladys Thayer (for inclusionists)
• Liza Argonne (for factual accuracy specialists)
• Beau F. Hughes (for NPOV specialists)
• Howard E. Wirtz (for usage/grammar specialists)
• Eddie ter Beest (for FA contributors)
• Stella R. Tickle (for FAC voters)