User:MastCell/Infobox-MastCell

MastCell
Third from left, seated.
Born	August 1 2006
Died	My soul died on or around May 12 2007, but I've kept right on editing. No one seems to have noticed.
Occupation(s)	High school student and Planned Parenthood intern, apparently.
Employer(s)	Freelance work for Big Pharma, the FDA, the Rockefellers, the Knights Templar, the AMA, the Freemasons, the Trilateral Council, or anyone trying to keep The TruthTM off Wikipedia.
Height	20 m (65 ft 7 in)icrons (OK, 19 and a half)