||This user can't wait for Halo 3.
||This user is an intermediate gamer.
||This user will watch MythBusters at every opportunity.
||This user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 speakers and normal computer users.
||This poor user contributes using a dial-up connection slower than 56k.
||This user runs OS X.
This user's mobile phone and data services provider is Verizon.
||This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
||This user advocates good grammar usage.
||This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.
||This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
||This user has no more userboxes.
The Phantom Edits
I did some edits before logging in today. If only I could remember what they were...