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Соединенные Штаты Америки
The Glorious Eternal Empire Of Mother Russia

Propaganda state of Russia

Oh! A crimson rug!

Flag

Did anybody drop a coat?

Coat of arms

Motto: Alcoholics of all nations, have a shooter!

Anthem 1: Go West by Pet Shop Boys & Red Army Choir
Anthem 2: Dark Water by Battle Potemkin Zombies

Location of Propaganda state of Russia

Capital

Syktyvkar

Largest city

Hackerland
Official languages Russian Reversal, Turbo Pascal, Swearing, Several orcish dialects
Ethnic groups White Russians, Black Russians, Jews, Bears, and some Jedis
Religion Stalin's Witnesses
Government Communism-Capitalism
Russian Czar Vladimir VII the Put In
Prime Minister Ivan T. Jerkov Tverskoy Prospekt, Moscow
Formation Was there before anyone could remember
National heroes

John Lenin

Average temperature

−189 °C

Maximum temperature

−22 °C
Currency

units of Communism, Ladas (equal to 0,05 dollarcent) 

Internet TLD .ru
Favourite pastime/sport Command and Conquer: Red Alert, Tetris, World in Conflict, Yoshi, Literball, Hacking
Major exports Vodka, Alexandrite, T-55s, Mis-Placed Nukes and Spare AK-47 Parts
Major imports Snow and Ice
Intelligence Ranked the very 1st
Total - 2
Percent - 200.67%
Time zones As many as Abu Hamza has toes plus hands
International organisations Unamerica