Gõrṱ

Gõrṱ is a Capybara living the Urban Rescue Ranch in Waco, Texas. Gort is an almost fully grown, male Capybara who lives with 3 others, known as Quandale, Kumala and Sylvester.

Gõrṱ is also friends with Gustavo the crocodile, Baby Gronk the caiman, Big Ounce the Prairie Dog, Poppy the Opossum (RIP) as well as Kevin the Rhea, Homelander the Ostrich and Dababy the Kangaroo.

War crimes in Afghanistan

Gõrṱ is responsible for the deaths of approximately 7.8 million innocent Afghanistan civilians. This was all fueled by his rage and malice during the war for the substance known as Oil.

Gõrṱ is also infamous for stealing 1.7 billion dollars from Afghanistan.

History of drug addiction

Gõrṱ has long been known to have an addiction to cocaína colombiana. When he was a child, Adolf Hitler would mix cocaína colombiana with his bottled milk.

The source of this cocaína colombiana? Columbia. It has been found that the cocaína colombiana was the thing that cured his Bone tumor.

Sexual assault charges

Gõrṱ is infamous sexually harassing thousands of Men.

He has been on trial for these crimes, but to no avail.

Affiliation with Adolf Hitler

Out of all the atrocities he has committed, easily his most devious, diabolical, mischievous, despicable, fiendish, devilish, dreadful, and appalling was his affiliation with Adolf Hitler and the rest of Nazi Germany during World War II.

Gõrṱ and Adolf Hitler were known to be extremely close friends, having known each other since early childhood. During World War II the two were known to often spend meals with each other and play board games.

Love life

Throughout Gõrṱ's life, he has had an interesting relationship with other men and women as he is confirmed to be Bisexual.

Every time he asks someone out, he gets fucking rejected because he's a goddamn war criminal who was best friends with Adolf Hitler.

sources

https://the-urban-rescue-ranch.fandom.com/wiki/Gort_%26_Quandale_Dingle

https://the-urban-rescue-ranch.fandom.com/wiki/Big_Ounce?so=search

https://the-urban-rescue-ranch.fandom.com/wiki/Gort_Becomes_Forklift_Certified_(gone_wrong)_*OSHA_CALLED*?so=search

https://the-urban-rescue-ranch.fandom.com/wiki/Gort_Eats_a_Crocodile

https://the-urban-rescue-ranch.fandom.com/wiki/Gort%27s_Family_Renunion

https://the-urban-rescue-ranch.fandom.com/wiki/Gort_Learns_to_Love_Again