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Picnic Chicken, Jr.

Picnic Chicken, Jr. was the offspring of Jesus H. Christ and Bill Cosby and was born on Marchuary 67, 1456, A.D., in Berlin, Germany. The reason that Jesus and Bill Cosby came to mate was because Jesus was once walking through Heaven, and he saw Bill Cosby mumbling to himself. Jesus said, "Hello, Bill, what a fine day in Heaven." Bill Cosby responded, "With the jello, and the jello, boopedy, doopedy, boo." Just hearing these wise words from Bill gave Jesus a massive orgasm, triggering an earthquake that created the San Andreas Fault. Upon feeling this orgasm, Jesus said, "Oh Bill, let us have sex." Bill gladly accepted, saying, "Monkey bungalo pie number seven," and that was it. Picnic Chicken, Jr. was the accident resulting from Bill Cosby and Jesus H. Christ having sex. He grew up to marry the Peanut Butter Monster, and they have three children: Monkey, who discovered Alaska, Bungalo, who invented the gun and accidentally blew his head off while making it, and Pie, who lived until his father's birthday: Marchuary 67, 1456. After marrying the Peanut Butter Monster, Picnic Chicken, Jr. became the Black Knight and killed King Arthur.