User:Rbpolsen/Template:No Smoking
 | NOTE: This article is satirical in nature. It is not to be taken seriously under any currently-existing circumstances. |
 | This template indicates you are in a no-smoking page. Thank you for not smoking! Note that smoking is expressly prohibited on pages labeled for non-smoking. Federal regulations prohibit disabling, destroying, modifying, or otherwise tampering with in-article smoke detectors. |
Place this template anywhere on a userpage to discourage smoking.
Note: If this template is placed in any space outside user it will not show up.
Note: The only optional paramater can be used to offset the icon to the left (50 for one step to the left, 90 for two, etc. defaults to 10)