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MAI MITCH - The Ultimate Vegan X-Fitter
[edit]Mai Mitch is the Ultimate Vegan Cross-Fitter. His theories on eating lawn clippings combined with hours of Tantric Burpees have revolutionized Sub Human thought & are believed to be directly linked to the Reptilian Brain.
[edit]This X-Fitting, Burpee completing, sweater wearing, clover eating, Pre Heat Before Use, pre wash, drip dry, clog wearing, backward underpant, souffle' was once a Dedicated Trainee but now resided in a Hobbit Hole, becoming one with Nature and inspiring his "Best Mate" to continue with the universal language of "Herbivoria". (ADD MORE WORDS HERE)
"One of the true wonders of the world, Mai Mitch is a force of nature and an absolute "Karmichael" of a bloke". - D-Cup Berries - 2017
He is the creator of the "Mai Mitch Paradox" whereby one must question -
If't be true thy art thou Vegan whom coincidentally participates with thy Crossfit....Which doust thee educate and telleth thy masses in primarilyy - See Link [1]
This has been recited many times and changed into actual legible english, which is now part of popular culture, yet still attributed with Mai Mitch.
Also Creator of the "Mai Mitch Festival" which was for other like minded Ultimate Vegans and X-Fitters alike. The special advanced Screening of "VEGAN", which was questionably regarded to as "Similar to LOGAN", but yet instead centered around a young boy who would one day change the world through the power of Burpees and Interpretive Dance.
The Following Link is a reference to the Annual Festival, held on September 1st in most countries, to commemorate the first arrival of Mai Mitch, when he was paraded around the Piazza on an Anti Masturbation Cross.