User:Salvorix

Hello,

I am the former foremost expert on all topics related to Eli Cooperman Minkoff, the beloved ex-Bates professor who taught us from 2007-2009. I have since relinquished this esteemed title to the new fortunate students of his at the new school that he is teaching at. God bless this man, his mortal prowess, for showing us the divine path. His spirit, shining so bright into the pale night sky, illuminates our inner child and dazzles the mind. How the knowledge of his teachings, thrust upon our open minds, will truly live with us forever.

Dr. Minkoff,

Thank you.

That is all I have to say.