User:TessFontana

Hello there! If you know my name, then you know that I have three Ph.D.s, and that I'm a world-renowned engineer and astrophysicist. My ex-boyfriend is a Sheriff in a town called Eureka, and I currently live in Australia.

If you know my real name, then you know I have only two degrees, and that I'm not world-renowned, (although the physics thing IS debatable). My ex-boyfriend isn't nearly as handsome as Jack Carter (at all!), and I currently live in the Universe.