User:TheJoseph1722

"TheJoseph1722" is an alias for none other than Thomas Joseph Hindman. Joseph is a man of many talents. He grew up in the outskirts of Atlanta, Georgia. When he was 8 years old, his parents moved his family to Columbia, South Carolina. This is where the legend of "The Joseph" truly began.

Joseph graduated from Airport High School on June 2, 2010, and is currently enrolled at The Citadel. He takes much pride in the fact that he is enrolled in such a highly acclaimed institution. As a major in Business Administration, he intends to graduate in 2014 and continue his education by either obtaining his master's degree, or a degree in law. Who knows, maybe both. The sky is the limit for this man of many talents.

He was born on August 17, 1992 to the lovely couple of Thomas Cato Hindman (father) and Eileen Heller Hindman (mother). He also is joined in the family by a twenty-one year old older sister, Michelle Heller Hindman. This date is significant because it will one day be the key point in a soon-to-be famous phrase: "On August 17, 1992, the legend of The Joseph was born." Mr. Hindman takes great pride in his family, and it can be guaranteed that he will do anything for them.

As previously mentioned, The Joseph has many talents, such as: brain surgery, logarithyms, opening cans of whoop ass, beer pong, and the ability to speak in several foreign accents. While brain surgery and logarithyms may be important to some, The Joseph just sees it as another simple problem. His real pride lies within the latter three talents. The Joseph is always ready to open a can of whoop ass, because when you live such a stressful life as he does, the smallest things can set you off. The pressure of perfection weighs down on him a lot, however, he never seems to fold or give up. The last two talents run together in that, the more he plays beer pong, the more likely he is to find a new accent to try out.

Some refer to him as the most fun individual in the Western Hemisphere, but he is much to modest to admit it. "I would say the most fun individual in America, and definately throughout Canada and Mexico, but I wouldn't say the entire Western Hemisphere." This is how he responds to such remarks.

In his spare time, The Joseph enjoys reading and going to the strip club. He is in fact single, though to many disappointments.